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ERIC SILOVITCH Aliases: ? Date of Birth: December 13, 1983 Hometown: Colonia, NJ Height: ? Weight: ? Build: ? Hair: ? Eyes: ? Complexion: ? Sex: Male Race: White Nationality: American Occupation(s): ? Scars & Marks: ? Remarks: Eric was born and raised in Hawaii by Native Americans. There he learned to hula dance and crack open coconuts with his head. He has also suffered severe burns from falling into volcanoes. His favorite meal consists of stuffed pig with tropical fruits and juices. CAUTION ERIC IS CURRENTLY WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE FOR PARKING IN HANDICAPPED PARKING SPACES AT CONVENIENCE STORES. HE HAS ALSO BEEN GUILTY OF EATING COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR AND IS NOW PLOTTING TO STICK POTATOES IN VEHICLE EXHAUST PIPES. CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS DURING HIS SPARE TIME, ERIC ENJOYS PLAYING SPORTS, HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS, AND GOING COW TIPPING. HE HAS TIPPED MORE THAN 100 COWS TO DATE. HE ALSO ENJOYS LOOKING AT THE STARS AND TAKING LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH WITH GIRLS. ESCAPED LATE DECEMBER, 2001. HEADED FOR PARTS UNKNOWN. Sign My FDU Guestbook View My FDU Guestbook Copyright © 1999-2003, Frederick William Springer III