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MICHAEL FRIEDMAN Aliases: ? Date of Birth: September 19, 1983 Hometown: Colonia, NJ Height: ? Weight: ? Build: ? Hair: ? Eyes: ? Complexion: ? Sex: Male Race: White Nationality: American Occupation(s): Mike is currently writing two novels: "The Last Straw," and "Legendary Legends." He was a consultant in the making of two motion pictures: Fritz the Cat and Meet the Feebles. Fortunately, his name wasn't included in the credits. Mike also made millions when he invented cubicles, the Post-It, and the transistor. Scars & Marks: ? Remarks: "Mike Friedman is the sexiest left-handed, half-Jewish man who has ever lived." - Lisa Moskwa CAUTION His seven years in a Vietnam prison have made Mike as tough as a brick. He attacks any moving object and has been known to sacrifice wild chickens. We were glad to get him to take the picture that is before you. CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS Growing up in Japan, young Michael was the unfortunate son of a cookie-maker and a prostitute. He was accused and convicted of the "Vulgar Messages in Fortune Cookies" incident that led directly to his execution. Presently, he can be seen every Sunday morning streaking through his old freshman dorm wearing nothing but an old tattered robe. MIKE IS WANTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. Sign My FDU Guestbook View My FDU Guestbook Copyright © 1999-2003, Frederick William Springer III